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    Talking The Irish Daughter

    An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father screamed at her.

    "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?"

    The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff – Dad, I became a prostitute."

    "Ye what! Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family."

    "OK, dad – as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5 million. For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club – (she takes a breath) – and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera , and..."

    "Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad.

    Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff – a prostitute, Dad!”

    "Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old man a hug!"
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    oh the church can be so forgiving. I have a big grin on my face after reading this joke

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