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    Talking The Ostrich

    A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.

    The waitress asks them for their orders.

    The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to
    the ostrich, "What's yours?"

    "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.

    A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will
    be $9.40 please." The man reaches into his pocket and
    pulls out the exact change for payment.

    The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man
    says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke."

    The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."

    Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

    This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?"
    asks the waitress.

    "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and
    a salad," says the man.

    "Same," says the ostrich.

    Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62."

    Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and
    places it on the table.

    The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me,
    sir How do you manage to always come up with the exact change
    in your pocket every time?"

    "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and
    found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered
    me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything,
    I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money
    would always be there."

    "That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for a
    million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want
    for as long as you live!"

    "That's right..Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact
    money is always there," says the man.

    The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"

    The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick
    with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say.."
    I do not fail -- I succeed at finding out what does not work.

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    lol...............
    Growing weed is like watching grass grow

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    Quote Originally Posted by groo
    A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.

    The waitress asks them for their orders.

    The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to
    the ostrich, "What's yours?"

    "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.

    A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will
    be $9.40 please." The man reaches into his pocket and
    pulls out the exact change for payment.

    The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man
    says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke."

    The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."

    Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

    This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?"
    asks the waitress.

    "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and
    a salad," says the man.

    "Same," says the ostrich.

    Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62."

    Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and
    places it on the table.

    The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me,
    sir How do you manage to always come up with the exact change
    in your pocket every time?"

    "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and
    found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered
    me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything,
    I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money
    would always be there."

    "That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for a
    million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want
    for as long as you live!"

    "That's right..Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact
    money is always there," says the man.

    The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"

    The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick
    with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say.."


    that would be my luck for sure...........lol

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    oh man!! aw's, lol
    Thanks to google and youtube I managed to fabricate all the above words together to sound like Im growing, but Im not, never have, and even with a MMAR card I never will, so there! P.S. I loves my prozac and ridalin, om nom nom, moar plz....

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    ROFLMMFAO!!!! Thanx groo!
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